Mitt Romney, who was briefly a Republican contender until some shenanigans (he was for it before he was against it) forced him out of favor, dropped out of the Presidential race today. He really was just a central-casting President from one of the X-Men movies, but his charm and creepiness will be missed. Bonus points for announcing his dropping out at CPAC, breaking as many hearts as possible. Conservatives all over the country are probably doing a Budd Dwyer right now. Speaking of Budd Dwyer watching it right now on the news I'm really quite sure he at least considered shooting himself. But he just loves America too much.
I might have to flip through my Book of Mormon that I bought for 3 dollars outside HFStival. I don't know what kind of afterlife he believes in, but I'm sure he's sitting by Mike Huckabee's final resting place, waiting.
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So glad he quit. Not even for all the animosity I have towards him, it would of been really unfair to his kids had he spent the entire family fortune in a sure to lose effort.
I mean who knows maybe one of them will turn out to be the mormon jd salinger or better yet the mormon michael jordan.
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